Balticon 59

Aug. 6th, 2025 05:29 pm
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I spent Memorial Day weekend at Balticon. I’d attended bits and pieces virtually before, but had never gone in person. The drive to Baltimore was slow and annoying and my GPS screwed up on where I needed to turn to get into the parking garage at the conference hotel, but I managed to figure it out. I had made my plans too late to get into the Renaissance Harborplace Hotel, but it was a short walk to the Springfield Inn, which was perfectly adequate.

It’s been long enough since that weekend that I probably won’t remember every session I went to. On Friday night, I went to a panel on The Commercialization of Space, which included a friend of mine from storytelling. The focus was really on privatization, while I’d have preferred a broader view. After that, I walked around the art show and did a quick recon of things for sale. Then I decided that I needed sleep more than I needed to go to another session so walked up to my hotel and collapsed.

I started Saturday with I am the Very Model… which was a filk panel on patter songs. I was glad to see a mention of Sondheim’s “Getting Married Today” (from Company, which is one of the rare patter songs for a woman. I found the claim that patter songs are the forerunner of rap to be rather dubious, since I am fairly sure “The Signifying Monkey,” which is based on Yoruba folklore, predates Gilbert and Sullivan. Also, none of the panelists had an actual answer to my question on why the Major General’s song remains the most popular patter song for parodies, instead of, say, the nightmare song from Iolanthe or “Tchaikovsky” from Lady in the Dark. (Or, for that matter, Tom Lehrer’s “Lobachevsky.”) It was still an entertaining session and if you disagree with anything I’ve said, it really doesn’t matter

I went out for a short walk and lunch. After that, I know I went to a talk by Alan Doctor titled Wonderful News for Vampires - Synthetic Blood (True Blood?) is Being Developed. But I don’t remember anything specific about it. After that I went to hear Marc Aabrahams talk about Improbable Research and the Ig Nobel Prizes. That was the definite highlight of the con for me. I am, of course, familiar with the publication and the prize ceremony. I expected to laugh a lot and, indeed, I did.

Later in the afternoon, I went to a panel on My Favorite Monster. I did like that the panelists went beyond werewolves and vampires. Personally, I am particularly fond of the Hastrman, which is a Slavic water sprite that lives in rivers and eats children. The charming part is that it knits sweaters to keep the souls of its victims warm. I am reasonably sure that nobody has written about it in a science fiction or fantasy book. Yet. Later in the day, I couldn’t resist a panel titled Humorous Fantasy is a Serious Business. I think that the note I wrote on my phone which reads “The Cellphone Towers of Elfland” is probably a recommendation from this session. Also, I did buy Martin Berman-Gorvine’s book 100 Curses on Trump and Musk, which, alas, proved to be disappointing.


I started Sunday with a panel on The Folklore of Space. There were some interesting stories, but not really anything I hadn’t heard before. I followed that with a panel titled Ducks and How to Make Them Pay which was about as silly as the title suggests. (Note: I do not really have anything against ducks, although I do believe that eating duck increases the net intelligence of the universe. Geese, however, are the shittiest birds in the known universe.)

After a walk and lunch, I went to a panel on Non-European Folklore in SFF. This was fairly interesting and I was particularly glad that one of the panelists talked about African folklore - specifically, Nigerian folklore if I recall correctly. I followed that with a panel on Jews in Space: Jewish SF On and Off the Page. Of course, there was some discussion of Wandering Stars, a short story anthology that was revolutionary when it was published in 1974. The basic premise of the discussion was that there are a lot of Jewish SF writers, but few Jewish characters in their work. I don’t read enough SF to know how true that is, but I suspect that it could be because many of those Jewish authors are pretty assimilated.

Somewhere in there, I did a little bit of shopping. I’d been wanting to get Jasper Fforde’s Red Side Story (which is the sequel to Shades of Grey and I also bought a memoir I know a friend will want. (He may read this, so I am not giving more details.) I also couldn’t resist a bee-hive themed game tray. There were a few odds and ends I contemplated, but I am trying to declutter my life, so I restrained myself.

In the late afternoon, I went to a Classic Filk Sing-Along. I closed out Sunday with a talk by Brent Warner on A Fannish Introduction to Runes as a Writing System That was interesting, but there was a lot of distracting fiddling around with the presentation technology.

I think the only session I went to on Monday was a panel on Creation Myths, which was pretty interesting. There were other things I was interested in, but since it was Memorial Day, I was concerned about traffic driving home. It was slower than normal, but not as bad as Friday had been.

Overall, I enjoyed going to Balticon and was able to see a few friends who are regulars at it. I had my usual issue at all events, which is my inability to be in multiple places at the same time. I did a reasonable job of balancing things I wanted to go to without getting too exhausted. I would have liked to have checked out some of the game demos and watch some film screenings, but couldn’t make that work, mostly because I wasn’t staying in the con hotel.

But the biggest problem is the Memorial Day weekend is not really a great time for me to go to something like this, since it conflicts with other things I want to do. I’m likely to be traveling next year, for example. So, overall, going virtually and going to some events after the fact will have to do.
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Celebrity Death Watch: Vin Garbutt was a British folk singer, best known for protest songs. Sam Panopoulos invented Hawaiian pizza, which should be protested. Adam West was Batman. Andimba Toivo ya Toivo was a cofounder of SWAPO and more or less relegated to minor ministries within the Namibian government after independence. Samuel V. Wilson directed (and reorganized) the Defense Intelligence Agency in the 1970’s. Rosalie Sorrels was a singer-songwriter. A. R. Gurney was a playwright, best known for The Cocktail Hour. Bill Dana was a comedian, best known for his Jose Jiminez character, which seems horribly dated and racist nowadays. Helmut Kohl was the Chancellor of Germany, including 8 years prior to and 8 years after the 1990 reunification. Stephen Furst was an actor, best known for playing Flounder in Animal House. Baldwin Lonsdale was the president of Vanuatu. Rabbi Meir Zlotowitz was the founder of ArtScroll publications, an influential publisher of Jewish texts. Frederick Leboyer popularized a natural childbirth approach. Gabe Pressman was a television reporter in New York. Michael Nyqvist was a Swedish actor. Michael Bond created Paddington Bear.

Business Trip #1: I got back from New York in time to unpack and pack for the first of two back-to-back business trips. That one was to Colorado Springs for an annual meeting. I flew out from DCA via ORD, which wouldn’t be my first choice, but it worked okay. I was even able to have a sit-down dinner at a Chili’s in the airport. I waited forever (about 7 minutes) before being given water. Fortunately, once I called the server out on that, she was efficient. That was not the case a couple of nights later at a diner in Colorado Springs, where I was tempted to leave, citing the need to go to the police station and file a missing persons report for my server. There is something of a stereotype about women eating alone being bad tippers. Self-fulfilling prophecy at work.

Anyway, the work stuff was reasonably productive, though, as is typical of this sort of thing, most of the value was the conversations in the hallway between presentations. Connections are, as always, everything.

The Weekend In-Between – Awesome Con: I had made plans to go with a friend to Awesome Con, which is a comic con type of thing at the D.C. Convention Center. I am not a science fiction / comic book type for the most part and am fairly pop-culture illiterate. My primary interest was people watching and I do find it intriguing how much effort people put into cosplay and such. We spent most of our time on the sales floor, though didn’t manage to cover all of it. I bought a fairly spectacular hat because the friend I was with is an evil person who refused to talk me out of it. I also bought a couple of gifts which I won’t talk about until they are given. We did also go to a panel on women in geekdom, which was less focused than I was hoping for, but still reasonably interesting. I later found out that another friend of mine was there (i.e. at that same panel) but I didn’t see her.

Overall, the event was overwhelmingly huge, which I found something of an energy drain. They also did a terrible job of signage and a pretty egregious set-up for food, with most of the food stands having no nearby seating. If I go again in the future, I might try to do more planning and focus on panels more. And maybe get more sleep in the week beforehand.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch: The next day, I had tickets to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch at The Kennedy Center. I had heard good things about this show, but never seen it (or heard the music) before. The premise is a concert by Hedwig, the victim of a botched (and not really voluntary) sex change operation. There are various references to (and sort-of glimpses into) a much larger concert being given at the same time by Tommy Gnosis, who turns out to have an interesting history with Hedwig. That relationship drives some of the transformation behind the story.

Unfortunately, the story is pretty thin. There is an interesting mix of music and some mildly funny lines. And there is no doubt that Euan Morton (who played the lead) is very talented. But I thought the whole thing was heavy handed and not well pulled together. I also want to note that the lighting was completely irritating. Incidentally, I ran into a couple of friends, who were puzzled by the whole thing. We concluded we are just too old and clearly not the target demographic for this material.

Business Trip #2: Unpack, do laundry, pack. Such is my life at times. I was off to the Bay Area for a one day meeting. It was actually pretty interesting and included a high bay tour, which is always one of my favorite things to do. But quick trips like this are always pretty exhausting. I should note that I had originally been scheduled to fly out on American through DFW, but weather delays let me persuade them to put me on a non-stop on United to SFO. I did come back on American (via CLT), which featured just as much service as is typical of them (i.e. next to none). The highlight of CLT was spotting a plane painted in PSA livery. I used to fly PSA quite a bit between L.A. and the Bay Area, but they were bought by USAir a lot a lot of years ago.

Book Club: I got back in time to make it to book club. This meeting's topic was A Man Called Ove. I believe it was the first time that everybody liked a book. If you haven't read it, do. It's quirky and funny and touching in equal measures.

Jesus Christ Superstar: The only thing on my calendar this past weekend (well, aside from catching up on sleep) was seeing Jesus Christ Superstar at Signature Theatre. I really know this show from its original cast recording of over 45 years ago – and will admit that it is not one I particularly like. I remain unimpressed by Andrew Lloyd Webber’s score, but, then, it was an early experiment with rock opera and the form hadn’t really been figured out. (ALW, of course, never did figure it out, but others have.)

Signature is always a good place to see musicals for several reasons. Among those are a number of performers, including Nastascia Diaz as Mary Magdalene and Bobby Smith as Pontius Pilate. I was also impressed with Karma Camp’s choreography and thought the lighting and projections were used in interesting ways to create the sets. Overall, I’d say this was a good production of a flawed show.

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