Pie-ku

[fauxklore]

I couldn't let National Poetry Month go by without a haiku. I don't write them much anymore, not since the days (a couple of jobs ago) when my boss and I exchanged haikus with my weekly activity report. I decided not to bother entering the Washington Post's contest for a haiku on the subject of pizza, but had I entered what I would have gone with is:

Neapolitan
or Sicilian style? Make mine
a New York pizza