How to Feel Old, Part the Umptiumpth

I saw an advertisement for the latest American Girls historical doll. Julie Allbright is her name and she is a girl of the 1970's. In the ad, she is wearing (among other things) the sort of hat that Ali McGraw wore in "Love Story," your basic crocheted wool cloche. My first reaction to the picture was "I had that hat."

"Historical" dolls wearing my junior high/ high school wardrobe ... how many more grey hairs does that equal?