Euphemism of the Day

[fauxklore]

At today's session of the project which has been sucking up a lot of time (and everybody's will to live), one of the participants wanted to characterize a discussion between two members of senior leadership yesterday. But he's kind of an old-fashioned fellow and it was mixed company and it is work and all.

Hence, he used what I will now think of as a classic euphemism. He began, "After yesterday's urinary olympiad ..."