La Vie Chez Ma Mere
Dec. 23rd, 2012 09:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fauxkloreThere is nothing French about life at my mother's, but I am transiting CDG tomorrow.
Anyway, Mom's computer is slow, so just a few tidbits that will reveal why I rarely visit her.
1) She apparently bought the guest room mattress by going to a mattress store and asking for one that would make guests want to leave after a night or two. Or maybe she consulted with a chiropractor who wants more clients. That bed is making me look forward to a red-eye. In coach.
2) Apparently the reason she was having so much trouble using the cell phone is that it had not occurred to her that you have to turn it on before you can make a call.
3) Storage Wars is on A&E at least 12 times a day. The volume of the TV is sufficient for it to be heard several states away.
Anyway, Mom's computer is slow, so just a few tidbits that will reveal why I rarely visit her.
1) She apparently bought the guest room mattress by going to a mattress store and asking for one that would make guests want to leave after a night or two. Or maybe she consulted with a chiropractor who wants more clients. That bed is making me look forward to a red-eye. In coach.
2) Apparently the reason she was having so much trouble using the cell phone is that it had not occurred to her that you have to turn it on before you can make a call.
3) Storage Wars is on A&E at least 12 times a day. The volume of the TV is sufficient for it to be heard several states away.
