Stick to the Beer

Bailey's in Crystal City makes the absolute worst gin and tonic I have ever had. I have no idea what brand of tonic water they use, but it had none of that quinine bitterness that just means summer to me.

They do, however, have a good beer menu.

A New Theory

At a happy hour after work, my boss is telling us that he's read that sportswriters are being replaced by computer programs. He goes on to suggest the same concept for writing certain work-related documents.

I suggested that it could work for pop music too and someone said that there is actually only one rap song.

Boss: My daughter insists that all of her dozens of rap CDs are dfferent.

Me: You know how there are sounds only dogs can hear? There are special sounds in rap songs that only teenagers can hear.