Further proof of my insanity

1) We got an email at work today re: a "rapid fox." Of course, it was a typo and the story really said that a fox which had bitten a woman in Arlington County tested positive for rabies.

I still found myself trying to come up with a shorter but still complete version of the following:

The quick brown fox frothed at the jaw, pushing the lazy dog to get many vaccine shots.

A later email had a corrected subject line.

2) I exchanged a theatre ticket for multiple reasons, mostly being eager to see the show in question sooner. This now enables me to go to a party that weekend.

The insane part is that the party is in Colorado.