ext_35754 ([identity profile] piefessor.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] fauxklore 2008-10-18 05:33 pm (UTC)

Ooh, Uncle Bonsai! "If I had a penis I'd wear it outside, in cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride..."

I don't remember the rest of the lyric that starts "I'd stick it in volvos or vacant verandahs..." but hey, that's 8!

Polyethelyne is still the sex toy song and I still can't remember any of the words.

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