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fauxklore ([personal profile] fauxklore) wrote2008-05-16 06:11 pm
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Further proof of my insanity

1) We got an email at work today re: a "rapid fox." Of course, it was a typo and the story really said that a fox which had bitten a woman in Arlington County tested positive for rabies.

I still found myself trying to come up with a shorter but still complete version of the following:

The quick brown fox frothed at the jaw, pushing the lazy dog to get many vaccine shots.

A later email had a corrected subject line.

2) I exchanged a theatre ticket for multiple reasons, mostly being eager to see the show in question sooner. This now enables me to go to a party that weekend.

The insane part is that the party is in Colorado.

[identity profile] agedwiz.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...and what is weird about a party in Colorado? I've been known to go to those (among other places.)

How about: The quick brown fox frothed his jaws, prompting the lazy dog to get vaccinated.

[identity profile] shmuel.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The quick brown fox's jaw frothed; my poor lazy dog got vaccinated.

[identity profile] shmuel.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The quick brown fox's jaw froths; please vaccinate my lazy dog!